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October 14, 2008

Clarification of Website Title


Evil Smurfette was created by Gargamel. He was trying to get revenge on the Smurfs as usual, and he created a female smurf with a magical potion of all sorts of sarcastic ingredients, like: Sugar and spice, but nothing nice, a peck of bird brain, the slyness of a cat, the vanity of a peacock, chatter of a magpie, and the hardest stone for her heart.

Smurfette is found by the Smurfs, miserable in the forest, crying and unable to
take care of herself. She is a brunette, with straight, stringy hair, plain clothes, and generally dull looking. The smurfs take pity on her and rescue her. To clarify, Smurfette wasn't considered 'evil' so much as a troublemaker. She caused problems and was a terrible singer.

Smurfette was still considered 'bad' until Papa Smurf 'cures' her with "Plastic Smurfery" and turns her into the blonde Smurfette hottie we all know. She is attractive, friendly, and everything a girl should be, and then gets accepted into the Smurfs' village as their own.







Posted by melody at 3:22 PM
Labels: blonde, blue, brunette, evil, Gargamel, smurf, smurfette, troublemaker

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I always knew blondes were evil. Now I know they've been disguised by the Smurfs to better blend in, too!

November 1, 2008 at 10:01 PM

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